Natural Born Pranksters

Listen to the "Natural Born Pranksters" trailer and fill in the gaps.
NARRATOR: For years their pranks (Streich) have gone viral (ein Riesenerfolg sein).
WOMAN: Get the hell , you stupid little prick (Scheißkerl).
NARRATOR: But what happens for the internet?
WOMAN: I don't know. How do you know?
ROMAN: I pissed on myself.

NARRATOR: They're hitting the big screen ...
BOY: I love your videos.
BOY: Can you adopt me?
GIRL: Can I take a picture with you?
NARRATOR: and doing ...
MAN: Do what you gotta do.
DENNIS: Yeah, I can do whatever I want.

VITALY: I'm sorry.
WOMAN: No, .

VITALY: Today we are promoting (Werbung machen für) a new tanning bed (Sonnenbank). …
WOMAN: Oh my God. Call 911 (number for an emergency) now!

WOMAN: I have to go to the bathroom.
MAN: Oh, you can use the porta-potty (Baustellenklo) right over here.
MAN: Holy sh...! Oh my God!

EVE: I'm having some contractions (Wehe). ... George.
ABULANCEMAN: Congratulations, George. .
GEORGE: Ah, it ... Is this our baby?
MAN: Eve, I just got the, I just got the text.

ROMAN: Ready to on some balls?
WOMAN: Yeah, it’s gonna get weird (seltsam). ... Yeah
DENNIS: Harder, harder. Pump it! Harder, harder! Pump it! Pump it! ... Yes! You wanna play some ball, man? You know it looks like fun.

ROMAN: Ma'am, ?
WOMAN: Yeah.
ROMAN: I thought so.

ROMAN: Damn!

VITALY: Ever been and wondered what those dog noises are?
WOMAN: You’re not killing dogs back there, are you?
VITALY: ?!
DENNIS: Have you guys seen Boom-Boom?
VITALY: Why don't you use the back door?
WOMAN: Back door?!
WOMAN: That's not good advertisement.

ROMAN: A for our human cannonball (Kanonenkugel). ... Three, two, one.