TIM: My name is Tim. .
MOTHER: Rise and shine (raus aus den Federn)!
FATHER: It’s take your kid to work day.
TIM: Really? … It was just the three of us, the Templetons. until that one fateful (schicksalhaft) day.

MOTHER: Tim, .
FATHER: Meet your new baby brother.

TIM: He’s taking over (übernehmen) the whole house! Look at him! !
MOTHER: He’s like a little man.
TIM: ! Does no one else think that’s, oh, , a little freaky (verrückt)!
FATHER: Well you carried lamb-lamb (special pet) around until you were like …
TIM: This is not about lamb-lamb.
FATHER: Trust me, one day you’re going to love him .
TIM: !

BABY BOSS: … Oh, the usual procedure, sleep deprivation (Schlafentzug), hunger strikes. They’re very disoriented (labil), but I think the kid might be on to me.
TIM: Hands up, baby!
BABY BOSS: Aaah!
TIM: Poop doody!
BABY BOSS: I’ve got to deal with the K-I-D.
TIM: !
BABY BOSS: Uh, goo-goo ga-ga.
TIM: No, you can really talk!
BABY BOSS: Fine, .
BABY BOSS: Now let’s see if you can listen. Get me a double espresso and see if there’s some place around here with decent (anständig) sushi. I’d kill for a spicy (würzig) tuna roll right about now.
BABY BOSS: Get yourself a little something.

TIM: ?
BABY BOSS: Let’s just say I’m the boss.
TIM: Just wait until mom and dad find out about this.
BABY BOSS: Powernap! Uh, you were saying?